tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3911562130952941752011-04-21T20:22:44.952-07:00A series of very personal messages culled from that most embarrassing of explanations - the secrets revealed before meeting an online date for the first time.E.S.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06374967808982556939noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-391156213095294175.post-59738525551890552312008-10-14T14:54:00.000-07:002008-10-14T15:01:14.921-07:00Sue - <br /><br />Hey, just dropping a line. How ya doing? My name's Tobin, I'm 33, and I work in the textiles industry doing purchasing/planning. You seem really cool. I have a lot of hobbies, but my biggest is probably the collection and study of stamps, both topically and for the history of the postal industry. My prized possessions are a few Penny Reds and some world stamps. I even have one from the Serene Republic of San Marino!<br /><br />I saw that you are into chemistry. That's really cool! Do you own your own microscope? Maybe we could look at some slides together and maybe I can show you some stamps under 10x and we can guess if they are perf 12 or perf 13 (that's the number of perforations a stamp has).<br /><br />Anyway, message me back. I think we'd be perforate for each other.<br /><br />See you Phi-later, <br /><br />Tobin<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/391156213095294175-5973852555189055231?l=howcaniexplaintoyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E.S.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06374967808982556939noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-391156213095294175.post-51972648757225987322008-10-08T15:29:00.000-07:002008-10-08T15:59:37.037-07:00So, you're into spelunking, romantic comedies, and twizzlers...I'm not gonna lie, I had to look up the last one when you told me it was something you do in the bedroom. Well, I'm a pretty normal guy, I guess. Other than what you already know - I love football, I'm a huge dinosaur nut, I spend most weekends at the museum. <br /><br />...I'm pretty excited that you want to meet up. I guess we have been talking a lot on here. What do you want to do? Go out for coffee? Or maybe something more intimate. Dinner and a show? Let me know.<br /><br />Umm, before we meet, I have something to tell you that you should probably know about me. It's not that weird, I think a lot of people deal with it. Hmm, let me put it this way...you know everyone changes over time, and I'm no different. I molt. I understand if you don't want to see me now, but let me tell you some of the great things about my condition. For one, I can carpool any time I want. Just me and my exoskeleton in the HOV lane. Also, my exuvium can be used as furniture. My sheddings make Williams Sonoma look like Wal-Mart. Lastly, its not just my cuticula that is constantly rock hard, if you get my drift.<br /><br />Well, anyway, let me know what you think. I really think we've hit it off well, and we have so much in common. I will talk to you soon. Hope you don't think I'm too being too forward.<br /><br />Yours,<br /><br />Crabman (thought this was a dead giveaway, by the way...)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/391156213095294175-5197264875722598732?l=howcaniexplaintoyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>E.S.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06374967808982556939noreply@blogger.com0